I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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