how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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