I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I seem to have left my pride at pride
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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