Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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