IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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