I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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