So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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