yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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