I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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