I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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