i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
the room spins SO much faster in panama
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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