Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
