You were right. It hurts to walk today.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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