First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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