no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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