Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Randomize