Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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