make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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