im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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