I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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