so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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