margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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