I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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