How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful