i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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