I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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