when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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