I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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