the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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