i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
