think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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