He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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