You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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