Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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