I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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