You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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