I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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