READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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