fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
there is puke in my bra ... again
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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