So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
