New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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