4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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