But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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