i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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