"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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