New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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