She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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