she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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