I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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