Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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