you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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