somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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