My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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