i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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