I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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