Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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