i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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